Brilliant news from Cambridgeshire…
We’re not fixing potholes.
We’re not preventing potholes.
We’re not even pretending to fix potholes.
No no… we’re spending £100,000 on AI to find them.
Because apparently:
🚗 Driving down the road isn’t enough anymore
💥 Hitting one doesn’t count as “data”
☕ Spilling your coffee is now just “user feedback”
Thank goodness AI is here to confirm:
“Yes… that massive crater you just drove through… is in fact… a pothole.”
Revolutionary.
Next phase:
💡 AI to confirm the sky is blue
🌧 AI to detect rain (when you’re already soaked)
🪑 AI to tell you when you’re sitting down
Meanwhile in Cambridgeshire:
Roads = 🧀 Swiss cheese
Drivers = unpaid pothole testers
Council = “Let’s analyse it further”
Honestly, at this point your suspension has more real-world experience than the entire system.
Serious question (kind of)…
👉 What are your local councils actually doing to FIX this… or are they just upgrading the spreadsheet?
Because right now it feels like:
Find pothole ✅
Study pothole ✅
Map pothole ✅
Fix pothole ❌ (pending… further analysis… probably)
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